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August 10, 2011

Oops...prank gone wrong! What would you do? Erm...blame it on the AY show??? Lmao!!!

Check out this scenario...

Lady: Hi, good morning.

Radio Station: Good morning, what can we do for you?

Lady: Please I will like 2 tickets to the A.Y. show holding this weekend.

Radio Station: Well, you can have the tickets only if you can play a prank on someone on air and make them believe it.

Lady: That's okay.

Radio Station: Are you married? Do you have kids?

Lady: Yes and I have a son.

Radio Station: Good. You will call your husband and tell him he is not the father of your son.

Lady: Wow, that’s a big one.

Radio Station: Well, depends on how bad you want the tickets, and anyway we will be live on air listening and step in to tell him it’s all a prank.

Lady: Okay. Let’s do this cos I really want the tickets.

Radio Station: Okay. Where is he right now?

Woman: He is in the office. His number is...
(Radio Station calls the husband)

Lady: Hello luv.

Husband: Hi baby.

Lady: How is work?

Husband: Good! Can’t wait to get back home and make sweet love to you.

Lady: Me too luv. But em...there's something I need to tell you.

Husband: Okay, I’m all ears dear.

Lady: You know I love you?

Husband: Yes I do.

Lady: And we promised to always be sincere to each other?

Husband: Yes we did. You are starting to scare me dear, please what’s this about?

Lady: Something happened in my office 9 yrs ago.

Husband: What happened?

Lady: 9 yrs ago, at the annual Christmas party we have in the office, I got so drunk and had sex with a co-worker...em, you are not the father of our son.

Husband: WHAT?!

Lady: I just felt you should know.

Husband: Are you crazy?

Lady: Am sorry luv; I just needed to get it off my chest.

Husband: I can’t believe this.

Lady: I’m sorry luv, please forgive me.

Husband: You want forgiveness? Okay, you too forgive this- I have been sleeping with your sister for the past 5 years!

Radio Station: Oh God!

Lady: What did you say?

Husband: You heard me; we just confessed our sins to each other. Is there someone there with you?

Radio Station: Sir, this is Pranks FM and you are live on air. We asked your wife to play a prank on you so you guys can get tickets to go watch the AY live show this weekend.

Husband: Oh sh*t!

Lady: Oh no!

Radio Station: This is not what we expected sir.

Husband: I have to go now.
(Phone cuts).

So y'all, as a man or a woman, what would you do? (*can't watch  вв smilie*)

1 comment:

9jaFOODie said...

Katakata don burst ooo.... cheiii.

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