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Miley Cyrus cracks jokes as she dons a duck-face oxygen mask while recuperating in hospital

At least she hasn't lost her sense of humour.
On Friday Miley Cyrus took a selfie showing her wearing a duck-face oxygen mask and shared it with fans on Instagram.
Her pun-filled message read: 'This hospitals full of a bunch of QUACKS �� (get it??? Quacks) #punnyeveninthehospy #stayinglightlovingandpositive #imissbangerztour #tryingtonotbebitter'

Punny girl: Miley Cyrus, in hospital due to a severe reaction to an antibiotic, posting this fun selfie of her in a duck oxygen mask on Friday with the caption: 'This hospitals full of a bunch of QUACKS (get it???)' 
The 21-year-old pop star is in a hospital in Kansas City recovering from a severe allergic reaction to the antibiotic cephalexin that was prescribed for her sinus infection.
In the morning she tweeted: 'Sick of waking up to needles.'
Aside from trying to make light of the illness that has forced her to cancel a number of dates on her Bangerz tour, she has been defending herself from various rumours about her health scare.
Not happy: Miley hit out at her critics with a defensive tweet after sharing a photo of herself in bed on Thursday just after her rep announced in a statement the singer could be laid up for up to 27 days
Not happy: Miley hit out at her critics with a defensive tweet after sharing a photo of herself in bed on Thursday just after her rep announced in a statement the singer could be laid up for up to 27 days
The singer has not taken kindly to the gossip as she hit out at the detractors on Thursday with a defensive tweet.
She wrote, accompanying a note from her rep describing the details of her health scare: 'shut the f*** up & let me heal. stop scaring my family, friends, & fans. OFFICIAL STATEMENT.'
News of her health scare is accompanied by a slew of cancelled tour dates in St. Louis, Missouri, Nashville and Kansas City, according to People.com.

Miranda Kerr cuddles up to new Escada fragrance while reminding fans she's about to turn 31

Mirnada Kerr has landed yet another endoresement deal and she wants the world to know it.
On Thursday the model shared a photo of herself holding on to a very large bottle of Escada perfume, which she has become the spokesperson for.
The former Victoria's Secret looker added a reminder that she soon will turn age 31 - on April 20 - with her caption: 'Surprise early birthday gift!'

'Surprise early birthday gift!' Miranda Kerr took to Instagram to debut the new fragrance she's the face of for Escada, called Joyful, on Friday
'Surprise early birthday gift!' Miranda Kerr took to Instagram to debut the new fragrance she's the face of for Escada, called Joyful, on Friday
Wearing a chic and sheer white blouse, Miranda clutches the enormous bottle - surely larger than those intended to be sold in stores - and shoots the camera her signature dimpled smile.
Her brunette tresses are elegantly styled in neat waves and her pretty face is decorated with a light layering of makeup.
She wore simple diamond earrings as her only jewelry.
Easter surprise: Miranda Kerr wears a pair of Playboy style bunny ears for an Easter shoot for Love Magazine
Easter surprise: Miranda Kerr wears a pair of Playboy style bunny ears for an Easter shoot for Love Magazine
It was announced in mid March that Miranda would be the new face of Escada's Joyful fragrance, and she was quick to share the news on her various social media platforms. 
The Italian brand shared the same photo a few hours earlier saying: 'Thrilled to welcome our new #Escada face!' but Friday was the first time the actual product was seen in the model's hot hands.
Meanwhile, on Thursday Miranda used Easter as a good excuse to post a racy video of herself.
She took to Instagram with a sultry snippet of her new Love Magazine spread in which she writhes around amid collection baskets filled with Easter eggs.
‘Sneak peak of my new Easter video for @thelovemagazine by @kegrand Shot by @seanthomas_photo,’ she captioned the social media post.

Kris Jenner looks great in tight leather trousers as she visits tobacco shop two days after hospital

Kris Jenner was hospitalised for 'internal pain' on Wednesday, but she appeared back on track by Friday.
The 58-year-old momager cut a very hip figure as she stopped by Dementia smoke shop in Los Angeles' Sherman Oaks suburb.
Kris, who was perhaps buying a gift for someone special, was clad in a clingy pair of black leather trousers and a stylish black jacket tailored to her figure.
Hip and healthy: Kris Jenner looked amazing as she stepped out in black leather trousers to visit Dementia smoke shop in LA's Sherman Oaks area on Friday
Hip and healthy: Kris Jenner looked amazing as she stepped out in black leather trousers to visit Dementia smoke shop in LA's Sherman Oaks area on Friday
She also had on a black top that seemed moulded to her body, along with spiked black leather boots that added a punk-rock look to the ensemble.
Kris emerged from the store wearing tinted shades and a wide smile as she clutched her purchases along with a chic animal print handbag.
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star no doubt had her family concerned earlier this week after she began experiencing internal pains and went to a hospital in Thousand Oaks where she had 'a scan for precautionary reasons,' E! News reported.

Retail therapy: Kris carried a bag of purchases she'd found at the popular tobacco store
Retail therapy: Kris carried a bag of purchases she'd found at the popular tobacco store

James Franco is shirtless in another bedroom selfie... day after he calls theater critic a 'little b****'

James Franco has been sharing some very revealing photos lately. On Friday he shared yet another of himself shirtless in bed, this time holding an apple slice.
This comes the day after the 35-year-old berated New York Times critic Ben Brantley, calling the venerable reviewer a 'little bitch' in a scathing tweet.
The Pineapple Express star made his first appearance on a Broadway stage Wednesday in the revival of Of Mice And Men, alongside Chris Dowd and Leighton Meester.
Good morning: James Franco has made a habit of sharing early morning shirtless selfies from bed, such as this latest one from Friday morning
Apple slice anyone?: James Franco has made a habit of sharing shirtless selfies from bed, such as this latest one from Friday morning
At least he put a robe on: The social media devotee posted this shot from his home on Friday
At least he put a robe on: The social media devotee posted this shot from his home on Friday
While the show opened to mostly glowing notices from publications such as Variety and The Hollywood Reporter, the theater community's paper of record, The New York Times, was less enthusiastic.
The critique was hardly a pan however. In fact, Brantley seemed instead to be rather neutral on the play's charms.
'Such responses may bedevil you as you settle in for the respectable, respectful and generally inert revival of John Steinbeck's 'Of MIce and Men,' he wrote in regards to the play's familiarity.
'The presentation is lucid, stately and neutral,' Brantley continued.
Well suited: The actor was actually fully dressed for the Broadway premiere for Of Mice and Men, where he posed alongside Chris O'Dowd and Leighton Meester

Debut act: Franco and Chris O'Dowd made their Broadway debuts in the revival of the classic Of Mice and Men


Beyonce poses topless For OUT Magazine and wants women to be sexy and free

Beyonce OUT

Beyonce has given us another reason to love her, showing all her contemporaries how easy it can be to be sexy and classy at the same time.
The Drunk In Love beauty has posed topless in the racy photoshoot, completing the look with a blonde Marilyn Monroe wig in the black and white snap.
Queen Bey looks stunning in the raunchy pictures, and wants to use her status as a global superstar to empower other women and get them to "own their sexuality".
She told the magazine: "There is unbelievable power in ownership, and women should own their sexuality.
"There is a double standard when it comes to sexuality that still persists. Men are free and women are not. That is crazy.
"The old lessons of submissiveness and fragility made us victims. Women are so much more than that. You can be a businesswoman, a mother, an artist, and a feminist - whatever you want to be - and still be a sexual being. It's not mutually exclusive."
The star - who has daughter Blue Ivy with husband Jay Z - revealed that her latest self-titled album was inspired by the desire to "personalise" her battle as "a woman in a male-dominated society".
She added: "Being that I am a woman in a male-dominated society, the feminist mentality rang true to me and became a way to personalize that struggle...But what I'm really referring to, and hoping for, is human rights and equality, not just that between a woman and a man.
"So I'm very happy if my words can ever inspire or empower someone who considers themselves an oppressed minority...We are all the same and we all want the same things: the right to be happy, to be just who we want to be and to love who we want to love."
Beyonce certainly seems to have found the key to romance, love and happiness, recently celebrating her sixth anniversary with Jay Z.


Jermaine Dupri Covers Ogespanish Talk Show Magazine UK (OTSM) [Exclusive Interview With Linda Bella]

Read The Full Interview HERE

Kim Kardashian stretches her Spandex to the limit as she covers her bottom for gym trip

They must be the hardest working leggings in showbusiness.
Kim squeezed her famously curvy figure into a pair of Spandex workout pants as she headed to the gym on Tuesday.
While Kim's modest outfit was designed to be practical, it also revealed what is fast becoming her most talked about feature - her bottom.

The hardest working leggings in showbusiness: Kim Kardashian covers her behind in stretchy workout pants as she heads to the gym in Los Angeles on Tuesday
The hardest working leggings in showbusiness: Kim Kardashian covers her behind in stretchy workout pants as she heads to the gym in Los Angeles on Tuesday
Early start: Kim began the day with a pilates class
Early start: Kim began the day with a pilates class

The stretchy material clung valiantly to her famously plump posterior, which the reality star has furiously denied was enhanced by implants.
Kim teamed the leggings with a simple workout outfit of a T-shirt, zipped sweater and scarf as she braved the early morning chill.
Arriving for her pilates class in Los Angeles, she hid her make-up free face beneath sunglasses, and tied her hair back.
Can't hide this! Kim revealed the full expanse of her beach bum on holiday in Thailand last week

Can't hide this! Kim revealed the full expanse of her beach bum on holiday in Thailand last week
The 33-year-old is back to her normal routine after taking a break for a family trip to Thailand.
While there Kim revealed her behind in all it's curvy glory in a series of tiny bikinis.
One shot caught her posing on the edge of a red sailboat.
Bottom perched on the side, and powdered with sand, Kim made sure to show it off to best advantage.


Nigeria overtakes South Africa to become Africa's largest economy

After months of delays and mounting anticipation, Nigeria’s economy has been officially “rebased”. It is now worth $510bn (2013 figures) – an 89% rise, far in excess of analysts’ predictions. Nigeria is now Africa’s largest economy, pushing South Africa to a distant second place.
It's long overdue. The United Nations Statistical Commissionrecommends a statistical rebasing every five years, to
a) account for changes in the patterns of economic activity (consumption and production), such as a country discovering new mineral wealth or getting an infusion of broadband or launching a local car manufacturing industry or seeing an industry lapse into obsolescence
b) update base prices to a more recent year, to account for inflation.
In Nigeria’s case we have not rebased since 1990 – a whole quarter of a century ago. By updating the base year from 1990 to 2010, apart from the necessary adjustment for inflation we have also had to take into account all the changes that have taken place – the impact of the internet and the telecommunications industry, Nollywood, the music industry, the sizeable expansion of the services industry, etc.
The implication of this complicated recalculation is that what we thought was a $270bn economy is actually worth $510bn. It’s the equivalent of suddenly discovering the existence of six Ghanas within Nigeria.
The change is noteworthy for, in the words of finance minister Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala, the “psychological impact” it will have on foreign investors. They will pay greater attention to Nigeria now that its economy casts a larger shadow than South Africa’s and display new confidence that will potentially be rewarded with lucrative gains, especially at a time when value-laden sectors such as power are opening up in unprecedented ways.
Business will also boom for hotel owners, travel agents, airlines, and events planners as the number of Nigeria-focused trips and investment conferences (already a booming industry since 2013) swell. Scammers might even be expected to cash in as well. (“Good Day dear friend, I am Lamido Sanusi, governor of the central bank of the newly rebased west African nation of Nigeria…”)

And you just wait to see what will happen as the rebasing placebo begins to take effect in the government’s bloodstream. The president’s 2015 re-election campaign has just been swelled by a stand-alone chapter. Even though the story worth celebrating here is really the one about the boldness demonstrated by the National Bureau of Statistics in finally facing up to the long-overdue challenge of revising the country’s near-useless economic data, in the weeks ahead traditional Nigerian praise-singing will predictably morph it into an economic miracle for which the credit belongs to the president’s “Transformation Agenda” (pdf).
The one class of people who have nothing to gain will be ordinary Nigerians: the market woman in Ibadan, the itinerant shoe cleaner in Lagos, the motorcycle taxi rider in Makurdi, the cattle merchant in Potiskum, the shoe maker in Aba, the newspaper vendor in Abuja; the sprawling class of ‘bottom millions’ condemned by their country to extreme poverty).
The $1,200 by which Nigeria’s per-capita income has suddenly risen will not somehow magically appear in their pockets. For this crowd the news is the sort of sleight of mouth that they’ve since grown to expect from the government. In the aftermath of protests against the removal of fuel subsidies in 2012, President Jonathan announced, in a public broadcast, the creation of 370,000 jobs. Just like that, because everyone knows jobs are created when well-meaning presidential words mix with faith in the hearts of job-hungry citizens.
As one person tweeted at me: “Our rebasing story is like the story of a woman that decided to give her husband four pieces of meat by dividing the tiny one into four.”
Even the positive implications of better quality statistical information, which should support, in the words of one analyst, “better decision-making” by the government means little when one considers the track record of the Nigerian government.
In March, more than 700,000 applicants registered online for a recruitment exercise into the immigration service. Knowing that they were expecting 700,000 candidates did nothing to influence the preparation levels of the test’s organisers. Stampedes ensued. By the end of that day, at least 18 people lay dead. Interior minister Abba Moro, the brain behind the scheme, blamed the dead for being "impatient".
Which is why no one should be surprised when, weeks from now, a Moro-type (Nigeria’s bureaucracy is laden with them) is quoted as quipping, again predictably – and not tongue-in-cheek: “Nigerians don’t have money? Let them spend the GDP!”

Ghana reports first suspected Ebola case

Ghana’s health authorities have announced the first suspected case of the deadly Ebola disease at the country’s second biggest hospital, Komfo Anokye Teaching Hospital (KATH), in Kumasi.
The Deputy Director of Public Health in the Ashanti region, Dr. Joseph Oduro, said on Sunday evening that the case resulted in the death of a 12-year-old girl.
He said the health officials in the Ashanti Region held an emergency meeting over the case.
Oduro said the victim, who was admitted at the paediatric unit of the Teaching Hospital with symptoms of fever and bleeding, died and during a postmortem  it was detected she had internal bleeding.
He said the development was alarming since neighbouring countries like Guinea and Liberia had recorded cases of the viral infection.
Oduro said blood samples of the victim had already been sent for Medical Research in Accra, for testing, and the result was being expected within 72 hours.
The disease has already killed dozens of people in neighbouring Guinea, with reported cases in Liberia and Mali. (PANA/NAN)


Nichole Richie More Popular Than Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian

Nichole Richie may have started her Hollywood career as a sidekick to Paris Hilton, but now she is getting her own show on VH1 and it may make her even more popular than Kim Kardashian. The new reality show will be called #CandidlyNichole and it will run for eight episodes for 30 minutes starting June 17th, 2014. The show will be based on Richie’s twitter feed. She currently has 4.35 million followers and has tweeted 3,633 times. She was voted by Time magazine as having one of the best Twitter feeds.
Nichole Richie has morphed from a reality star on The Simple life to an entrepreneur, actress, and fashion designer. She serves as the creative director for the House of Harlow 1960, which she started. The high end line offers clothes, eyewear, handbags and shoes. Richie also has a production company called Honey Child Productions, which brokered the deal for the new show.  Richie has also appeared on NBC’s Fashion Star as a mentor to up and coming fashion designers. Her book ‘The Truth About Diamonds” is a New York Times best seller. If that weren’t enough, Richie and her husband Joel Madden are involved with multiple charities and also run their own charity called The Richie Madden Children Foundation.
Nichole Richie has always a popular girl with a witty sense of humor and street smarts, and it her personality that sets her apart from bland Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. She does not appear interested to fit the Hollywood rich girl mold and she never runs away from a taboo subject or uncomfortable conversation. Richie likes to set herself apart as the edgy girl who has no filter and speaks her mind.  Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian appear to try too hard to say the right thing and look the right way. Fans have already deserted Hilton and they seem to be getting bored of Kardashian as well. Richie’s personality and style seems more natural and effortless. Maybe that is why she has been not only been able to sustain fans much longer than Hilton and Kardashian have, but her fan base is also growing.
While people may know that Richie was adopted at age nine by Lionel and Brenda Richie, people may not realize that Richie was born in California to a musician who was a close friend of Lionel.  Her biological parents allowed her move in with Lionel and Brenda because they felt that they could provide a better life for her than they could. Lionel and Brenda eventually split and Lionel remarried, giving Richie two younger siblings. Richie has commented that the split was hard on her and she doesn’t think any child should be given as much freedom as she was.
On her new VH1 show, Nichole Richie will undoubtedly be a breath of fresh air from her former friend Paris Hilton, and controversial, yet still popular, Kim Kardashian. #CandidlyNichole will share Richie’s thoughts on life, social media, fashion choices, and give the audience a first hand look at her Hollywood adventures.

Nigeria suicide attack 'kills 21' near Maiduguri

File photo of soldiers in Maiduguri (6 June 2013)

At least 15 civilians have been killed in a suicide bombing by suspected Islamist militants in north-east Nigeria, officials say.
Six of the attackers also died in the explosion, which took place on the outskirts of the city of Maiduguri, a defence ministry spokesman said.
Authorities said the Boko Haram group was behind the assault.
At least 1,500 lives have been claimed in the restive north-eastern region this year, according to latest figures.
Half of those killed were civilians, Amnesty International said in a reportreleased on Monday.
The organisation blamed both "an increase in attacks by Boko Haram and uncontrolled reprisals by Nigeria's security forces" for the high death toll.
Militant stronghold
Tuesday's explosion happened when a militant blew up a vehicle near a checkpoint in Borno state, the defence ministry said.
The blast took place as soldiers were trying to foil the militants' attempt to drive several vehicles with explosives into a petrol station, spokesman Brig Gen Chris Okulade told journalists.
Refugee camp in MinawaoSome 250,000 people have fled their homes this year because of the Boko Haram conflict
"Three explosive-laden vehicles were demobilised by shots fired at them by soldiers at the checkpoint," he said.
But a fourth car exploded, apparently set off by one of the militants.
Boko Haram was launched in Maiduguri in 2009, with the aim of setting up an Islamic state.
A state of emergency was declared in three north-eastern states last year to help the military crush the insurgency.
However, the militants have stepped up attacks in recent months.
The violence has forced some 250,000 people from their homes so far this year, according to Nigeria's relief agency.
More than three million people are said to face a humanitarian crisis.

Beyoncé Sued By Fans ‘Trampled’ At Concert

The BRIT Awards 2014 - Show

Two fans of the singer allege she's partially responsible for the waiting line that grew so raucous when the show's doors opened that they suffered injuries worthy of hospital care. The duo is also suing Chicago's United Center and Live Nation Entertainment

Two women who claim to have been trampled before Beyoncé’s Live Nation concert at Chicago’s United Center last December are suing the singer.
The fans stood outside the venue for several hours before the concert in the hopes of being at the front of the crowd during the concert. But the two women say they were trampled by a “rushing mob” when the doors opened, leaving them with broken bones.
Raquel Castellanos and Gabriella Davidson filed a suit against the United Center, Live Nation Entertainment and Beyoncé for contributing to the chaotic crowd. The two plaintiffs claim that the United Center did not explain to the crowd about when or where the gates into the concert would open, causing anxiety among a crowd filled with people carrying general admission tickets who hoped to get the best seat. Personell opened the gates around 7 p.m. “without instruction or any reasonable system to permit and orderly entrance,” the suit claims.
Castellanos and Davidson were taken to a hospital after the incident. A spokeswoman for Live Nation did not immediately comment on the suit, and representatives for Beyonce and the United Center could not be reached Tuesday evening, according to the ChicagoSun-Times.

Egor Efiok And NY Keppy Ekpenyong (Authentic Surulere)

Myself and NY are childhood friends. When she posted this photo three years ago on Facebook, I covered my face in 'shame' while planning the perfect revenge! Lol! Well, it has now come in handy, as it gives us the perfect opportunity to jump on the Surulere train. #FollowFollowTinz #VictoriaInyamaOur3rdMusketeerWhereYouAt

This our Surulere photo was actually taken in 1993 at the rave of the time studio in Surulere, Le Fayts (*spell check), and the same year Kepy and NY's first daughter, Inyang, was born.

Two decades later, here we all are still standing strong! That's myself, NY and Inyang with Ibinabo at my birthday party hosted by Dollhouse Lagos in November 2013. #ThankYouLordForLife

Above is Keppy Ekpenyong too, with his wife and daughter. 

This is a nostalgic and 'proud momma' moment for me...we all go back a long way and I babysat this pretty chicka in the middle righ' 'ere! #OriginalSurulere
#GbajumoCrescentAlumnis #BestiesRock #SarewagbaSareSamba

Finally, I must also use this opportunity to commend Keppy, one of Nollywood's originals, for still being able to make an impact after over two decades in the industry. Keppy's fluency in spoken and written English is effortless and that's the first thing about him that stands out. Read Nollywood legend, Uncle Pete Edochie's remarks regarding Kepy's eloquency here. That is a very powerful endorsement and I hope it encourages others to follow suit. Please click here as well to read Keppy's recent interview with Konnect Africa.#KeppyEkpenyongEloquentSpeaker #YemiBlaqEloquentSpeaker #NseCliffordSuleEloquentSpeaker #NollywoodRocks

Happy Sunday!!!

Feminine Hygiene: Extensive Tips...The Whole Hog!!! (MUST READ)

Hi guys,

This is the first time I am blogging this year. I have been crazy busy for the past 9 months writing a very important project, and I try not to get distracted when I am in this mode. I am composing a 'Highlights Of 2013' post next in which I will fill you in as much as I can on a few things that I had no time to blog about. I have hardly had time for blogs also, but occasionally glance through some of my favourite ones when I can. I just stumbled across a video that Toke Makinwa made (below) about keeping the vagina healthy and I have mad respect for her for broaching the 'taboo' subject, albeit in a tongue in cheek manner.

This is a very serious topic, so I have decided to take time off my very busy schedule to continue from where Toke stopped and tackle it. I absolutely cannot stand dirty or unhygienic people and never forget my 'encounters' with such people. As embarrassing as this may seem, ladies, this cannot be ignored, so please pay careful attention to my hygiene tips below; I will try to be as detailed as I can. 

(1). The vagina is not supposed to have an offensive odour. If it does, please visit your gynaecologist, for you most likely have an infection. 

(2). Please do not wash your vagina with perfumed soaps, Femme Fresh etc and do not douche; or else you will get Bacterial Vaginosis (BV) and although it is not sexually transmitted, it stinks like rotten fish. When using soap to wash your backside and around the vagina etc, be careful not to allow soap into the vagina. Rinse the soap off first, then use water and Aqueous cream to wash your vagina. Aqueous cream is very cheap and can be found in all pharmacies in London...pharmacies in Nigeria should have them too.

(3). First of all, try and form the habit of doing a number two before you have your shower and in your own environment/comfort zone. NEVER EVER do a number two and use dry tissue to wipe and pull your knickers back up and feel like it's all good! Gosh! Wash your bottom very well with soap and water EVERY TIME you do a number two. I don't trust wipes to do the same job; they should only be used in emergency situations and if you're not at home, you shouldn't be comfortable until you go home and wash. If you are in a hurry and don't have time to undress, then sit across your bathtub and use your shower nozzle to wash...the same way you sat on the toilet to do your business...so it shouldn't be that hard.

(4). After peeing, please don't just wipe with dry tissue. After wiping yourself, please wet some tissue with water and wipe again. 

(5). When you're on your period, try and wash every time you change your sanitary pads or at least three times a day...you no need angry craw craw to add to the already annoying 'bloody' discomfort...abi? Ehen!

(6). Shave shave shave...as in korede (gorimakpa)! At least once a month...maybe after your period. Please I beg you, shave! Okay, for people that don't really want to be too clean shaven, trim down very well. Don't mind those freaky men that get turned on by all sorts of unhygienic ish...if he tells you to keep a bush and you smell of stale urine, he will be the same one to poke jibes at you. Sex isn't meant to be dirty IMO, so he can find a villager to fulfil his unhygienic desires.

Now for underarm odours...or as my friend puts it...those that smell dimkpa dimkpa (whatever that means, lol):

(1). The first rule is to always keep your underarms clean shaven.

(2). After you shower, use a good deodorant...I recommend Sure and if you are extra sweaty, use Sure roll on first and when it dries, use Sure spray again. It is very unattractive to have underarm sweat patches and I believe following this particular advice can prevent them.

Finally, to prevent mouth odours:

(1). If you have closed teeth like myself, then you MUST floss everyday or ban meat from your diet if you don't want your mouth to smell like SHIT. Floss before you brush and pass water through your teeth to ensure that no food particles are left.

(2). Scrape your tongue very well until you can even see how clean it looks.

(3). Brush teeth and tongue very well with a good fluoride toothpaste and keep passing water through your teeth as you do so and gargle.

(4). Gargle with a good mouthwash and pass through your teeth.

Don't forget your hair too. Keep it nice, clean and sweet smelling.

If you practice all these hygiene tips and any part of your body emits an offensive odour, conk me ten times wherever you see me! Ehen...now you can go off and buy the most expensive Gucci bags and you will not be yabbed by me...(okay that was a Pinocchio)...erm...NOT! Lol.

Have a nice hygienic weekend all!!! ;)