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February 13, 2013

AFCON 2013: Nigeria's Super Eagles Will Keep Soaring To Greater Heights!!! Well Done Guys And Welcome Back Home!!! On A Lighter Note, Check Out These Funny Jokes Relating To The Match...

Ouch!!! Lol!!!

After Ivory Coast's return from AFCON, the players of Ivory Coast were so ashamed of their great loss to Nigeria, they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognised by their fellow countrymen.

Drogba disguised himself as a monk. While walking round the streets of Abidjan, suddenly, an old lady walked up to him and said, "Hi, Drogba!" 

Amazed and annoyed that an old lady had seen through his disguise, he went back home and dressed as a Tuareg. Again, he bumped into the same old lady and she said, "How do you do, Drogba?"

Confused and puzzled, he asked, "But how did you recognise me ma?" The old lady laughed out loud and said, "Are you stupid or what? Its me, Yaya Touré".



TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN ASO ROCK AND STEPHEN KESHI

ASO ROCK: Congratulations, your boys made us proud!

KESHI: Thank you, your excellency!

ASO ROCK: When are you guys coming?

KESHI: Tomorrow sir.

ASO ROCK: Have you confirmed if the cup is real  Gold? Because I don't trust CAF at times, they may hide the real Gold and give you a steel coated with Gold.

KESHI: We have done that sir...even one of the players broke one part of it and just confirmed that he sold it this morning at a South African Gold mine...It is original Gold sir!

ASO ROCK: Whaaaaaaaaaat! What about the 1.5 million Dollars that CAF gave you guys?

KESHI: It is with me!

ASO ROCK: I hope it is complete?

KESHI: I didn't count it?

ASO ROCK: Keshi don't disappoint me. How on earth would someone give you 1.5 Million Dollars and you didn't count it in his Presence... ARE YOU Facrook FAROUK?

High moments! Lmao!!!



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